Oh poo – some idiot’s trashed our golf cart


It’s been a tough few days for Frankton golf course. 

As if losing part of their course isn’t enough, a golf buggy used to pick up balls was taken for a joyride, crashed and defecated in on Tuesday night. 

The buggy was stolen from outside the greenkeeper’s shed and driven about 80 metres before being ditched at the second hole. 

Police constable Terry Erceg describes the culprits who left the filthy calling card in the footwell as “disgusting little parasites”. 

Greenkeeper Ray Crimp was left to clean up the mess and try to repair the tangled machinery yesterday. 

“It just makes you wonder what some of these bloody hoons think they’re doing,” he says.