First he got nude – then crapped on the porch


An Englishman was arrested after stripping naked and defecating on a neighbour’s front porch while drunk. 

The man, 22, was dancing around naked with a 19-year-old male friend, also English, outside Fernhill flats in the early hours of Monday morning. 

The men, both on work visas, were banging on the door and woke the women who live in the property. When they saw the men through a window, they called the police. 

Sergeant Mark Gill says: “The women were obviously upset. One of the men defecated near the front door. They were both affected by alcohol.” 

The 22-year-old was charged with defecating in a public place and disorderly behaviour. The 19-year-old was charged with disorderly behaviour.