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CLEAR VUE WINDOW CLEANING

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Confessions of a Window Cleaner by Mista Bit.

Lets face it window cleaning is pretty boring. It's not the saucey cheeky profession portrayed in 1970s soft porn movies.The normal things I see through windows are (depending on which way I'm facing) shrubs and lawns or carpet and furniture. There are no scantily clad bored housewifes or swingers club orgies in progress (unless you're in Kelvin Heights), only joking. So it's just boring conversations like this 'Hi could you clean my windows?' 'Yes O.K'.
Obviously there is some fun in window cleaning. For example some of the hilarious things people say when they see you cleaning windows are ' Hey you missed a bit.' This never fails to have me on the floor in hysterics. The other window cleaners and I quite often nearly wet ourselves on a friday night with that little gem (an oldie but definitely a goodie).

So I have to say it's ironic me being a window cleaner, as I have a morbid fear of heights and glass, due to being mistaken for a famous escapeologist when I was younger, and consequently spending 3 days in a glass box on top of a pole. But there it is I'm stuck with it.
I have some ideas for discounts.
1) 50% off, I do every second window in your house.
2) 100% off, you don't call me and I wont come round.
What do you think? Let me know.
Next time I'll ramble on about something different. You're friendly window cleaner Mista Bit!


Name: CLEAR VUE WINDOW CLEANING
Phone: 021-106-1226
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Address: 9b Dart Pl, Sunshine Bay, Queenstown
Email: Kate-Legge@hotmail.com
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