Kelvin the Duck – is a duck lucky when it comes to cricket?
Watering hole:
The other team’s chilly bin
Team Meal:
Hot and spicy Indian curry – we need all the runs we can get
Team Drink:
Heineken
Match-fixing plans:
Even our best plans will see us snatch defeat from the jaws of victory
Player who'll make a difference:
Gary Clearwater – he opens the batting and the bowling so if he doesn’t make a difference, we’re in a world of trouble. Also John Cushen – see team member list above for why
Team weaknesses:
Batting, bowling, fielding, catching, sledging and general team morale
Team Members:
Charlie Phillips (Capt)
Toby "Junior" Stanton (Vice Capt)
John Cushen (officially the best player to never play for New Zealand)
